Friday, June 21, 2002
IT'S FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!
ROCK.
Siffle and Olly Rock!
This week, although not a bad week was a SLOW week. It crawled like molasses. And I hate molasses. I can't believe I get to sleep in for two whole days in a row. I can't wait to stay up super late tonight to watch movies, be wasted, and masturbate masturbate masturbate. I just love tugging on my dick sometimes. Feels kinda good.
So last night I had a wonderful time with Penelope. We laughed, drank, played games, acted liked lunatics...ok...I acted like a lunatic and smoked about 1000 bongs. Thank you for that P. (I have been out of pot for a couple days now and I was JUH JONSING last night) I kept being like "wanna pack it again?...no really...pack it again." Who the hell do I think I am?
She was so generous as always. We also spoke about some Paul related issues to which she gave some incredible insight as to the fight I had with him the other day. This girl has got wisdom. I have said it before and I will say it again. She teaches me new things every time I sit and talk with her.
I only smoked 4 cigarettes yesterday. YAYAYAYAYAY.
lie. I smoked about 4 every 15 minutes. But they tasted so good! YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAY
Want to hear something really strange? Yesterday when I was in the park I saw a squirrel with a bright green tail. It was bushy and green. Um. I thought maybe he dipped it into paint by accident.
eh...lying about this too.
never happened.
Truthfully though...and this IS true...I was in Urban Outfitters last week and Mariah goes: "JOE...do not make a scene, but turn around and look who is standing behind you." I do and see no one. Then Mariah goes: "Joe...it's Kelly from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge! You know...with Danny!" I BUGGED! It was the first pseudo-famous person I have seen in the city. I once saw the back of Natalie Portman's head, but she had lice and I don't like lice. I stared at Kelly for about a thousand seconds and noticed that she was with a TALL, beautiful man. It was quite the experience and THANKS to Mariah for pointing that one out. Bitch didn't even really watch the show...and I watched it every week. But I would never have recognized her.
Kelly...I read your sister's away message and it says:
"Out to lunch w/gen & sons!... then 50 FOOT slip n' slidin!:-D!...lol....& then possibly to the Y...i*ll be home sumtime later. Love You~* <3/*aly*"
UM! 50 Foot Slip n slide!?!?!?!?! LUCKY! Why can't I go on a 50 ft. slip n slide??? I've been a good boy this week. A really good boy. Stupid slip n slide'n assholes.
TONIGHT PARTY AT IAN'S! It will prolly suck, but I am really excited about it. Never get to go to parties. And if it does in fact suck...I am grabbing Rita and Mariah's hands and bolting from the pad. We will be up by work so we should be able to take the bus. Wouldn't that be different and enjoyable? I plan on having bottled water and coffee all night.
Gotta lay off the booze.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
in other news...my brother called me two days in a row. It was AMAZING to talk to him. Always is. But today we talked for 3 minutes and I go "Ok winfield. I don't know what else to say. I'm just gonna go now." He burst out laughing and was like "Fine. I will call you Sunday." Good boy he is.
Oh! Here's a tidbit of information from our friend Penelope.
To place a 411 call free of charge. Dial 555-5555. No matter what area code you are in.
FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT!? So no more bullshit charges for simple addresses. Awesome.
I have tested it out and it works. Thank her yourself.
Time to go have a smoke with P before she goes home. Then it might be up to the 5th floor bathroom. I got something brewing and it ain't a fucking potroast. (unless potroast comes in liquid form)
ROCK.
Siffle and Olly Rock!
This week, although not a bad week was a SLOW week. It crawled like molasses. And I hate molasses. I can't believe I get to sleep in for two whole days in a row. I can't wait to stay up super late tonight to watch movies, be wasted, and masturbate masturbate masturbate. I just love tugging on my dick sometimes. Feels kinda good.
So last night I had a wonderful time with Penelope. We laughed, drank, played games, acted liked lunatics...ok...I acted like a lunatic and smoked about 1000 bongs. Thank you for that P. (I have been out of pot for a couple days now and I was JUH JONSING last night) I kept being like "wanna pack it again?...no really...pack it again." Who the hell do I think I am?
She was so generous as always. We also spoke about some Paul related issues to which she gave some incredible insight as to the fight I had with him the other day. This girl has got wisdom. I have said it before and I will say it again. She teaches me new things every time I sit and talk with her.
I only smoked 4 cigarettes yesterday. YAYAYAYAYAY.
lie. I smoked about 4 every 15 minutes. But they tasted so good! YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAY
Want to hear something really strange? Yesterday when I was in the park I saw a squirrel with a bright green tail. It was bushy and green. Um. I thought maybe he dipped it into paint by accident.
eh...lying about this too.
never happened.
Truthfully though...and this IS true...I was in Urban Outfitters last week and Mariah goes: "JOE...do not make a scene, but turn around and look who is standing behind you." I do and see no one. Then Mariah goes: "Joe...it's Kelly from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge! You know...with Danny!" I BUGGED! It was the first pseudo-famous person I have seen in the city. I once saw the back of Natalie Portman's head, but she had lice and I don't like lice. I stared at Kelly for about a thousand seconds and noticed that she was with a TALL, beautiful man. It was quite the experience and THANKS to Mariah for pointing that one out. Bitch didn't even really watch the show...and I watched it every week. But I would never have recognized her.
Kelly...I read your sister's away message and it says:
"Out to lunch w/gen & sons!... then 50 FOOT slip n' slidin!:-D!...lol....& then possibly to the Y...i*ll be home sumtime later. Love You~* <3/*aly*"
UM! 50 Foot Slip n slide!?!?!?!?! LUCKY! Why can't I go on a 50 ft. slip n slide??? I've been a good boy this week. A really good boy. Stupid slip n slide'n assholes.
TONIGHT PARTY AT IAN'S! It will prolly suck, but I am really excited about it. Never get to go to parties. And if it does in fact suck...I am grabbing Rita and Mariah's hands and bolting from the pad. We will be up by work so we should be able to take the bus. Wouldn't that be different and enjoyable? I plan on having bottled water and coffee all night.
Gotta lay off the booze.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
in other news...my brother called me two days in a row. It was AMAZING to talk to him. Always is. But today we talked for 3 minutes and I go "Ok winfield. I don't know what else to say. I'm just gonna go now." He burst out laughing and was like "Fine. I will call you Sunday." Good boy he is.
Oh! Here's a tidbit of information from our friend Penelope.
To place a 411 call free of charge. Dial 555-5555. No matter what area code you are in.
FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT!? So no more bullshit charges for simple addresses. Awesome.
I have tested it out and it works. Thank her yourself.
Time to go have a smoke with P before she goes home. Then it might be up to the 5th floor bathroom. I got something brewing and it ain't a fucking potroast. (unless potroast comes in liquid form)
